Tuesday, August 2, 2011

I Love Mugshots and Lesbians

Samantha Ronson, the kinda pissed-off "DJ" who turned Lindsay Lohan out, got arrested for a DUI. There is absolutely no point to this post, except I love adorable little lesbians and ridiculous mugshots, so here you go. You can thank me later.
Fuck you, pig! I banged a Lohan.
P.S. Still trying to get my own ridiculous mugshot, so comment on this post.


Tara said...

I feel like this mugshot literally says, "I don't give two fucks about getting arrested. This just increased my street cred exponentially."

Haha...oh my.

Liz Taylor Training said...

LOL - love her expression. hahahah

Allie said...

Tara- Haha, I was thinking the same thing. She's probably like, "finally, I get my own DUI and can step out of LL's shadow."

Liz- Me too! I love mugshots where the people look like they could care less... or look batshit crazy, i.e. Nick Nolty

Lady B said...

God all things about her make me want to headbutt her.

Sure girl, you're hard as fuck. I get it.

That doesn't mean you don't have to shower. Plenty of badasses shower. Try it.

Allie said...

Lady B- No doubt she's hard as fuck. I mean, she is a DJ for Christ's sake.

And I'm with you on the showering thing, she looks like she smells like cold sores and Spam. Maybe we should start sending her bars of soap until she gets the hint.

A Beer for the Shower said...

I'll be damned. You really CAN say "go fuck a rancid goat corpse" with just your face.