|To-Do: Clean Toilet Before Friday|
I graduate from college Friday. I'm elated. I mean, this is a monumental event, and I will never get to experience it again. For that reason, I have decided to drink so much that night that I forget how to use a pencil. Already making good post-college decisions, I know.
Now, I need your help. What should I drink? I'm not much of a binge drinker, so I'm looking to you guys for advice on what to wet my whistle with.
I promise to order every drink suggested to me and will be taking photographic proof of my boozing, which I will proudly post to this blog once I regain motor skills.
So, if you were a recent college-graduate with a degree in journalism and political science, what would you drink? Besides a bottle of NyQuil chased with a handful of pills.
Now, back to Snooki, because I've got a lot to learn before I can keep up with that little, orange bitch.
P.S. I've received a few emails from people eager to hear my unqualified advice, but there is still time if you have yet to figure out how to put your adult-baby fetish into words. Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or on Twitter @AllieOopsie. I will answer one question every Thursday until I give up on my dreams and go to law school.