Tuesday, August 16, 2011

I love Craigslist and Adult-Baby Fetishists

I think Tuesday is becoming a tribute to weird shit I love and want to share with you guys. Last week, I talked about how much I love religious nutjobs. This week while perusing the miscellaneous romance section on Craigslist, (looking for a little work now that I'm a graduate) I came across a catch. The Adult-Baby Fetishist.

Click on me. I'm awesome.

Now for those not familiar with the adult-baby fetish, first, I question what you are doing on this blog, and second, I think you should watch this video.


All caught up and feeling pretty good about your life decisions now, right? 

So basically I kind of want to respond to this ad. I mean, I love naps and would be in no way opposed to hanging out in my pajamas and coloring all day. 

But then I remember that this 55-year-old Craigslist dreamboat was pretty specific about one thing while looking for his grown-up "baby."

Please be 18-30.

And while I fit into that age bracket, I refuse to be crib-candy for some ageist creep. No matter how many naps David Vitter offers me. 

14 comments:

Nicky said...

Watched the video lmafo no really rotfflmfao!

Allie said...

Nicky, I love you. And you know you want to wear footie pajamas and be given naps all day.

Rizzy said...

This is disturbing. Naps aren't bad, but coloring? I never could stay inside the lines.

April said...

LMAO girl WTF that girl/guy is crazy!!! and the dud on Craigslist WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allie said...

Rizzy- You can't stay inside the lines??? What kind of person are you? But seriously, how bad do you want to nap in that makeshift crib.

April- I know. Aren't you ready to move back to Florida?

Luda said...

Hold the phone. Someone would pay me money to do what I already do, all day every day? WHAT'S THE CATCH?

Tara said...

This video made me want to slap the fuck out of her. GET THAT DAMN BINKY OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

Haha, but seriously...what the hell is going on?

Allie said...

Luda- I think you just found yourself a profitable career.

Tara- I agree, but then I kept thinking how much I love footie pjs and realized this may be my future.

Timothy Bowen said...

wow..this is crazy. do people really get off on this?

BlackLOG said...

In general I would not advocate child abuse, but adult-baby fetish abuse I could vote for…. There is nothing here that a good spanking and a lifetime without being fed couldn’t cure…..

Liz Taylor Training said...

hahahahahhahahah omfg people are so fucked up and i love it

A Beer for the Shower said...

An "exquisite lifestyle" eh? God, I love craigslist and the whackos abound on its want ads. As always, a whipcrack evaluation of the situation:)

Allie said...

Timothy- It appears so, and they seem to be residing in my city.

BlackLOG- I think you need to check your local Craigslist, because it seems like you might be just the kinda guy they're looking.

Liz- Me too! I love crazies. It makes me feel good about myself.

Beer-Thanks! And I thought "exquisite" was overselling it a touch too.

Bonnie said...

are spankings included???......LOL.....what the hell is wrong with people?