Thursday, September 1, 2011

You're kidding me, right?

This is her second book. I'm going to go throw myself out a window now. 

12 comments:

Charles said...

I don't know who this is.....

Allie said...

She was one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends and has a reality show on E! She is also an accomplished author, or so it appears.

LatteJunkie said...

So that's how to get my books published. Boob job, do an old dude, get in a magazine wearing nothing but my jewels...

Heather Rose said...

She looks like an alien. A vapid, vapid alien.

Allie said...

LatteJunkie- Exactly! You really must bang someone's grandfather before you can get published.

Heather- Lol... Maybe that should be the title of her next book. "A Vapid, Vapid Alien" by Kendra.

Gabs- You're hilarious. I'm glad I'm not the only person who immediately want to self-harm when these people start pretending to be literate.

Tara said...

Oh my...why is this girl even famous?! She's as dumb as a rock and really isn't that interesting! And how in the hell did she become a "bestselling author"!?!?!? How many people actually made the conscious decision to buy her first book, let alone a second one?

Allie said...

Tara- I think you might be right. Maybe she isn't to blame, it's the people who are buying her book. We must find them and beat them with aforementioned book.

Talk2Q said...

I think that it just shows how dumbed down our society has become. This lady couldn't have made it on TV at all 25 years ago. Now all ladies who show skin have an opportunity to be famous. How that translates into a book is beyond me.

Unknown said...

I'll take it a step further than Q...

How she is able to form complete sentences is beyond me. Her ghost writer needs bigger props.

Talk2Q said...

Idaho, you're right. Had she written the book herself, I'm sure it would have gone as followed:

"Like, oh my God!" "Whatever!" "Hugh, ew, put that away!" "Reality TV opportunity? I'm not good at learning lines."

Anonymous said...

Ghostwriting, big time. Every person who becomes a brand is basically instructed by their agent, manager, whoever to "write" a book. Standard procedure. Every celeb does it, it's just the ones who happen to be writers and stand-up comics probably write their own shit. $$$$$$$ Chelsea Handler books are still prominently displayed and I wanted to kill myself after reading RU There Vodka.

Allie said...

Q- Agreed! She's famous for pretending to bang a grandfather and showing her tits... Not sure that exactly translates into author.

Lost- Lol! Her ghostwriter deserves the Nobel fucking Peace Prize for having to deal with her.

Mounting- You're absolutely right! I just wish people would stick to what their good at instead of dabbling in every money-making opportunity.

Btw, I love your blog!!!