Monday, September 5, 2011

Foam is the Leading Cause of Arson

Once upon a time in a coffee shop a customer ordered a no-foam latte. The following ensued...

Barista: Here is your no-foam latte.

Customer: This has no foam?

Barista: Yes ma'am. A no-foam latte.

Customer: So milk to the top?

Barista: Yep.

Customer: And no foam?

Barista: It is a no-foam latte.

Customer: Are you sure?

Barista: I'm positive. I just made it.

Customer: So, milk to the top?

Barista: I'm going to set your house on fire.


ATrainToNowhere said...

Haha people are ridiculous.

Miss Sassy Pants said...

I would set that bitch's house on fire as well. That is straight ridiculous.

Bonnie said...

this is when you just want to "slap a bitch"

Allie said...

Train- Yep, customer service teaches us that people are out of their fuxking minds.

Sassy- Good to know I'll have an arson partner if shut gets out of hand.

Bonnie- I really wanted to. Actually, I still want to.

Woody said...

Hahaha, that made me laugh :)

Shane Pilgrim said...

The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me haha. One great thing about customer service...makes you feel so much better about yourself.


Allie said...

Woody- Thanks!

Shane- Totally agreed. I feel like I genius most days because I know a sweetener is called "Splenda" not "Splender."

Liz Taylor Training said...


Shane Pilgrim said...

Splender? Really?

Allie said...

Thanks, Liz!!!

Shane- I hear the word Splender about 70 times a day. The South is a lot of fun.