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| Jihad means holy war? I thought it meant sweaty, anal sex party. Nevermind. |
Sure, Santorum compared homosexuality to bestiality and gay marriage to a napkin, but what's the big deal. Napkins are useful and my dog just got anally finger-banged by his groomer. Chill out.
So, I'm here to tell Mr. Santorum that I'm behind him 100 percent ... with a strap-on and a bottle of Astroglide ready to create a frothy, frothy mix.
Santorum 2012. Fuck yeah.
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I think this is inappropriate and unethical for you to say. Frankly, I'm disgusted by this post.
You made no mention of covering the strap-on with razor blades. That would make him a lock in the red states. Shame on you.
Dammit, I knew I was leaving something out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FnP7QqWamA
Now Dan Savage is going after Santorum's first name ... Dan Savage is my hero.
Lmao, Heather. I saw that. I'm slightly obsessed with Dan Savage!
Yeah...I'm from Pennsylvania and most of us aren't exactly proud of Rick Santorum. He gives the rest of us a bad name. On the other hand, at least our name isn't synonymous with lube-covered shit. So in the end we get the better deal...pun completely intended.
~SP
Shane- I kinda love you!
Haha, I'm just kind of a bastard sometimes :D
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