Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Madonna Still Hates Hydrangeas, and I Still Hate Madonna

Last week, video surfaced of a fan giving the Madonna (the frozen-faced pop star, not the mother of Christ) a bouquet of hydrangeas. The miked ladydouche, who is still punking us all into believing she's an innovator, smiled, set the gift aside, and then bashed flowers.


"I absolutely loathe hydrangeas." 


As to be expected, people went a little ape-shit bashing the singer (and not just for casually using the word loathe) but for being an ungrateful supercunt. In a move of PR or an attempt at humor, she posted a video to her YouTube account yesterday apologizing to the flower for all the damage she's done.



Hahahaha... Madonna you are one silly bitch, but maybe instead of apologizing to the flowers, you should have apologized to the fan who was trying to be thoughtful.

Oh, and one more thing, I still hate you! I will always hate you! It's a free country! So fuck you, I like Lady Gaga.

15 comments:

Erin likes it hot. said...

Ewwww, I they my only options?

Allie said...

Nope.. you can fill in the blank with whoever you'd like. I like Lady Gaga because I think she has a penis.

Carrymel said...

Supercunt indeed! Ugh, Madonna. . .I like her, I do, but I know a b*tch move when I see it and she was nothing short of that. Ungrateful pop stars!

Allie said...

I completely agree and I think that's the main reason I dislike her. It's like, do you know how many people would kill to be in your shoes who are just as talented, if not more so. Be grateful.

Maxwell said...

You heard that Cunty McFuckhole then made people turn and face away from her at some event, right?

Allie said...

Maxwell- Yep someone on Twitter sent me the story after I wrote this! It's like she's trying to make me hate her! Jeez.

Shane Pilgrim said...

This is terrible. I've actually been more of a Madonna fan than a Lady Gaga fan because I feel like Gaga is a shameless, fake copy of the original. But you know, for all of her shortcomings (penis joke fully intended, as always) I feel like she would be classy enough to accept a gift from a fan. So screw you, Madonna. Screw you with a hydrangea flowerpot wrapped in sandpaper.

At this stage in her life you would need to use 2 just so she could feel it.

~SP

Heather Rose said...

I was going to respond, but I couldn't top Shane's comment, even with spiked heels and a strap-on. So let's just leave it at that.

BlackLOG said...

How can you have a pop at our lords fake mother...if it was not for the Sex book I would have nothing to offend my in-laws with when they come around and check through our coffee table reading selection....

Besides now she is living in England and avoiding paying British taxes I feel I should defend her - Overnight she will have become uptight about sex and have an urge to apologise for everything...

Allie said...

Shane- Lmao, it's like your inside my head!

Heather- Well, now I'm just curious. I mean, that could lead to any number of scenarios.

BlackLOG- Can't we just put some hardcore pornography in a photo album or something to offend your in-laws?

Nicky said...

Dear God,
Can we trade Madonna for Amy Winehouse?
Pretty Please or keep Amy just take Madonna too!!
Thanks a bunches!

A Beer for the Shower said...

I like Lady Gaga too. Madonna can take her shitty faux British accent and her even shittier music and set up residence in Bumfuk Arkansas, or whatever hellhole it is she crawled out of.

Allie said...

Nicky- Lmfao! I think we should say this prayer every night.

Beer- One can dream....

Sandy said...

Wow, I didn't know Madge could be so snooty. Saw a funny parody of her snobbish remarks at the Venice Film Festival, by the way. http://youtu.be/RhyJhJYBTlY

Ally Gregory said...

I am glad to hear that someone else hates Madonna too.

Do you remember when she told her fans that were cheering for her to "shut up" at the MTV awards forever ago. How fucking rude.

Also, what the fuck was up with her changing her name? Does she realize her name wasn't even Madonna to begin with?