Thursday, October 13, 2011

Delay of Game

I'm still sick. 

How sick you ask?

Well, my sinuses are expelling more fluid than Marcus Bachmann at a nude, all-male revival of A Streetcar Named Desire.

So I've decided to skip this week's Thursday advice blog, mainly because I'm so high on various medications that I'm likely to encourage a reader to head down to Tijuana and take part in a "donkey show" as an alternative to banging her sexually-retarded lover. And since bestiality will never be the answer, I'm sitting this one out.

But because I can't just leave you crazy kids High and Dry, here's a link to Dan Savage's (my gay-husband/person who has no fucking clue who I am) advice column. Enjoy.

I'm off to Tijuana. Olé, y'all!

9 comments:

Tara said...

I hope you get better soon!

SymbioticLife said...

Good to know I'm not the only one dying with a cold right now. Hope we both get better soon!

Jason said...

Sure hope you get better. Seems like a pretty long cold.

Allie said...

Tara- Thanks love!

Symbiotic- You are not alone, my friend. Here's to us being human soon!

Jason- Thanks. Yeah, I think my cold turned into the flu. Blah!

Kayleigh said...

Ohh boy. So your having one of those "I feel like I'm high sitting on a rainbow full of donkeys and gay prostitutes" sick. Those are the best ones.

Allie said...

Kayleigh it's like you know me personally!

Jason said...

Hey girl...hope you are getting better...check my latest post, I have given you an award.

BlackLOG said...

I'm still sick.
I should hope so, it’s what attracted me to your blog in the first place….

Well, my sinuses are expelling more fluid than Marcus Bachmann at a nude, all-male revival of A Streetcar Named Desire.
Oh… that type of sick, I really should read further before I commit to a reply…

And since bestiality will never be the answer
So it turns out that you are not as sick as you are claiming….

Oh damn, either I got the wrong sick again or you are suffering from unadulterated man flu????

Allie said...

Jason- Thanks so much!

BlackLOG- I'm not exactly sure what unadulterated man flu is, but if it involves puddles of the not fun kind of bodily fluid that I think you might be on to something.

I promise to be back to normal, fun sick soon!