How sick you ask?
Well, my sinuses are expelling more fluid than Marcus Bachmann at a nude, all-male revival of A Streetcar Named Desire.
So I've decided to skip this week's Thursday advice blog, mainly because I'm so high on various medications that I'm likely to encourage a reader to head down to Tijuana and take part in a "donkey show" as an alternative to banging her sexually-retarded lover. And since bestiality will never be the answer, I'm sitting this one out.
But because I can't just leave you crazy kids High and Dry, here's a link to Dan Savage's (my gay-husband/person who has no fucking clue who I am) advice column. Enjoy.
I'm off to Tijuana. Olé, y'all!
9 comments:
I hope you get better soon!
Good to know I'm not the only one dying with a cold right now. Hope we both get better soon!
Sure hope you get better. Seems like a pretty long cold.
Tara- Thanks love!
Symbiotic- You are not alone, my friend. Here's to us being human soon!
Jason- Thanks. Yeah, I think my cold turned into the flu. Blah!
Ohh boy. So your having one of those "I feel like I'm high sitting on a rainbow full of donkeys and gay prostitutes" sick. Those are the best ones.
Kayleigh it's like you know me personally!
Hey girl...hope you are getting better...check my latest post, I have given you an award.
I'm still sick.
I should hope so, it’s what attracted me to your blog in the first place….
Well, my sinuses are expelling more fluid than Marcus Bachmann at a nude, all-male revival of A Streetcar Named Desire.
Oh… that type of sick, I really should read further before I commit to a reply…
And since bestiality will never be the answer
So it turns out that you are not as sick as you are claiming….
Oh damn, either I got the wrong sick again or you are suffering from unadulterated man flu????
Jason- Thanks so much!
BlackLOG- I'm not exactly sure what unadulterated man flu is, but if it involves puddles of the not fun kind of bodily fluid that I think you might be on to something.
I promise to be back to normal, fun sick soon!
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