It's gonna be a blast.
However since I'm not a very professional blogger, I didn't pre-write my Sexytime Thursday advice post.
[Cue hysterical cries.]
Calm down, kiddos, I have the next best thing. A professional giving qualified sex advice and looking super creepy while doing it!
If you want to bang anything after watching this video, you deserve a fucking medal.
P.S. If after watching this you're all like, "Oh, that was horrible. I'd rather take my sex advice from that chick who makes my latte." Write to me at firstname.lastname@example.org. You will remain anonymous.