It's gonna be a blast.
However since I'm not a very professional blogger, I didn't pre-write my Sexytime Thursday advice post.
[Cue hysterical cries.]
Calm down, kiddos, I have the next best thing. A professional giving qualified sex advice and looking super creepy while doing it!
If you want to bang anything after watching this video, you deserve a fucking medal.
Enjoy.
P.S. If after watching this you're all like, "Oh, that was horrible. I'd rather take my sex advice from that chick who makes my latte." Write to me at notreallyabarista@gmail.com. You will remain anonymous.
4 comments:
Oh my god. I literally just watched this video YESTERDAY because it randomly showed up in one of those "recommended" queues (don't judge, I don't know why), and it is beyond freaky that you are posting about it today. Also the whole thing makes me nervous. All of it. I feel like I have to cover my eyes, and I'm not really sure why. ::shivers::
I feel bad for the guy. Not only is this random person telling him not to have sex, which establishes closeness for him, his wife is jumping up and down excited and he's supposed to be supportive. What?
I love Dr. Berman's advice, but she is a little creepy to watch.
Kelly seems like an idiot. Props to her husband for actually agreeing to go on this thing. He should be rewarded with a million blowjobs, but let's face it, he probably won't get them.
Charcoal Renderings- I think this means we are cosmically connected. This might get a little weird.
Also, I feel the same way. Watching someone talk about their lack of sexual satisfaction, is like watching a kid find out there's no Santa Claus.
Becky- Yeah, he definitely seems like he's not as thrilled with the experience.
And I think I'm mainly thrown off by Dr. Bergman's frosty pink lipstick. I feel like I'm listening to my 13-year-old cousin talk about a "defunct clitoris".
Cherie- Yeah, we should start a blow job fund for poor Dash, mainly because his name is Dash and that's gotta be tough.
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