Sunday, January 8, 2012

I'm Back. Don't All Scream at Once.

Do you remember that time when your dad left your family right before Christmas? He packed up his bags and said, "Sorry kids, you're mom is an ice-bitch who hasn't touched my penis in eight years." 

No? 

Shit. I guess this just got awkward. 

Anyways, I'm back! Thanks to all of you guys who hung around and didn't unfollow me during my brief blogging hiatus.  I had a pretty crazy holiday season and my birthday is New Year's Eve, so basically my insides are just starting to recover from the cheap champagne/birthday cake combo. But I'm back and ready for action, and by action, I mean more political gaffes, dumbass reality TV, and emails from people eager to find out if they can fit a garden gnome up their...

Well, I guess somethings should be saved for later. 

I missed you all, and I'll never leave you again. 

16 comments:

LatteJunkie said...

Until next birthday/Christmas extravaganza!

Welcome back :D

The Diatribest said...

At least he didn't gouge out your eyes over a TV remote.

http://www.broomfieldenterprise.com/ci_19699686

Keep it real!

Allie said...

LatteJunkie- You're right! I can't pass up an extravaganza!

Diatribest- Whoa! That's intense! You definitely win this round. Especially, since my pops as nutty as he is, is still around.

The Tsaritsa a.k.a. Alexandra Naughton said...

You'd better not leave us again!

Allie said...

I promise I won't!

Okay, I promise I will try not to.

Tara said...

Girl, I've been waiting for you to come back! :D

Krista said...

glad your back! i was excited to find another cool blog and then you left.

L-Kat said...

Glad you're back. I was getting frickin' worried about you: There's been caucuses and you haven't even written!

Ally Gregory-Moore said...

Happy that you are back and that you didn't drink yourself into oblivion during the holidays.

MonsteRawr said...

I wish I could believe that...

*sob*

A Beer for the Shower said...

Now I have to wait in suspense to find out where the garden gnome goes. Until then, welcome back and happy extremely belated birthday!

MG said...

Glad to have you back!

Kathy S said...

Welcome back!

Allie said...

Thanks, guys! You all know how to make a girl feel missed.

Izzy said...

your hilarious & i missed you!

Dana the Biped said...

Now I really want some birthday cake soaked in champagne.