Shit. I guess this just got awkward.
Anyways, I'm back! Thanks to all of you guys who hung around and didn't unfollow me during my brief blogging hiatus. I had a pretty crazy holiday season and my birthday is New Year's Eve, so basically my insides are just starting to recover from the cheap champagne/birthday cake combo. But I'm back and ready for action, and by action, I mean more political gaffes, dumbass reality TV, and emails from people eager to find out if they can fit a garden gnome up their...
Well, I guess somethings should be saved for later.
I missed you all, and I'll never leave you again.