Either way, I'm sure people will be begging for my advice after I share some of Cosmopolitan's.
Yep, the mag who has been giving 17-year-olds some of the worst sex tips known to man is telling us how to send the HOTTEST TEXT MESSAGES EVA!!
So here you go ladies, try sending one of these bad boys to your significant other, and then when he questions your mental capacity, fire off an email to me.
The 10 Hottest Texts to Send to Send a Guy
At work having very NSFW thoughts about throwing you down on my desk...
I know you're busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list? Me.
Just got out of the shower. Why don't you come over and help me get dirty again?
In 30 minutes I'll be getting off. Will you be here to join in the fun?
Wish you were here... [With a picture of your inner thigh or cleavage — without showing anything X-rated.]
Had a very dirty dream about you last night. Let's reenact it tonight.
See if you can decipher this abbreviation: OMG IWUIM
Using one hand to write this text and press the send button. Using the other hand to press MY button...
Practicing yoga poses...totally naked. Wanna see how flexible I am?
Just went to the bathroom at the [bar/party/restaurant] and took off my underwear. One less thing for you to remove tonight...
Hey Cosmo... You do realize that batshit-crazy lawmakers are trying to redefine "personhood" and take all of our reproductive rights away, right? Can we please stop giving them a leg to stand on.
BTW, if you totes want to get a guy to be DTF via text, how about you try this doozy: Wanna bang?
Jeez, no wonder Snooki is a best-selling author.
P.S. I guess everyone thinks Cosmo's sex advice is dumb as fuck. Watch this guy get his dick assaulted.