That was until I started perusing the Windy City's Craigslist.
I really hope that woman is still up for clawing out my eyes.
Quick warning: You will never be able to play "Just Dance 3" again without shame crying.
Wait? I thought people only fantasized about fucking relatives in the South.
Another incest ad in Chi-town? What a horrible, horrible coincidence.
What the fuck, Chicago! Is there something in deep-dish pizza that makes you want to bang your sister?
And just to get the taste of incest out of your mouth, click the ad above.
I'm so sorry. It had to be done.
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Well then. EWWWWWWWWW.
Yep. That was about my reaction, Gia.
And then I thought, I should share this information with everyone I know!
I mean, at least they're not fucking dogs?
True!
But I'm sure if we looked hard enough we could find someone aching for a boy-girl-dog three way!
You are too kind for sharing. Really. Totally selfless.
Lorraine- Thanks! This is what Mother Teresa must have felt like.
I am so proud to be a Chicagoan right now.
Sixty- AS YOU SHOULD BE!!!
As a former Chicagoan, all I can say is..."OMG!!!" over and over and over again. :-o
I want to comment... but my brain won't allow it... O_o
Love (I think) Elle xo
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