Tuesday, April 10, 2012

An Open Letter to Rick Santorum

Dear Mr. Santorum,

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Love always,

Allie

P.S.  In horor of the suspension of your presidential campaign, I am going to videotape two gay men-- who are in an interracial relationship and support Obamacare-- having vigorous anal sex. After their ass-fucking fiasco, we will all worship the devil and pass out birth control to college-educated women.

P.S.S. Maybe in 2016 we can spread Santorum, but until then there's always Google.

5 comments:

HeatherRose said...

Can I get one of those Licenses to Do Things in the Sexual Realm that Santorum was always blathering about?

MonsteRawr said...

Well put. I wonder if he cries at night.

Ach du lieber said...

LMAO! So. Hard.

L-Kat said...

Good riddance. Soooooo many Santorum signs in Fargo yards. Ick.

Allie said...

Heather- If you find one, let me know!

MonsteRawr- We can only hope!

Ach- Lol yep that was my response! I laughed for about 10 minutes straight.

L-Kat- Good riddance is right!