Thursday, April 26, 2012

Brother4Sister in Chicago

Yesterday, while waiting at the crosswalk, a homeless woman screamed that she would claw my eyeballs out and feed them to me. I thought this would be the weirdest thing I encountered during my time in Chicago.

That was until I started perusing the Windy City's Craigslist.

I really hope that woman is still up for clawing out my eyes.

Quick warning: You will never be able to play "Just Dance 3" again without shame crying.

Wait? I thought people only fantasized about fucking relatives in the South.

Another incest ad in Chi-town? What a horrible, horrible coincidence.  

What the fuck, Chicago! Is there something in deep-dish pizza that makes you want to bang your sister?

And just to get the taste of incest out of your mouth, click the ad above.

I'm so sorry. It had to be done.


Gia said...

Well then. EWWWWWWWWW.

Allie said...

Yep. That was about my reaction, Gia.

And then I thought, I should share this information with everyone I know!

MonsteRawr said...

I mean, at least they're not fucking dogs?

Allie said...


But I'm sure if we looked hard enough we could find someone aching for a boy-girl-dog three way!

Lorraine said...

You are too kind for sharing. Really. Totally selfless.

Allie said...

Lorraine- Thanks! This is what Mother Teresa must have felt like.

sixtypercentcoffee said...

I am so proud to be a Chicagoan right now.

Allie said...


Super Earthling said...

As a former Chicagoan, all I can say is..."OMG!!!" over and over and over again. :-o

Elle said...

I want to comment... but my brain won't allow it... O_o

Love (I think) Elle xo