Enter: Michele Bachmann's interview with Sean Hannity.
Mrs. Bachmann explains that she didn't go to her prom. Why you ask? Because she didn't ask boys out! Duh! What do you think she is, a whore? Nope. She's a beard. Get your facts straight.
Anywho, the time-honored tradition of gender submission continues on in the Bachmann household. She told Hannity that her daughters are not allowed to ask boys out on dates. The boys have to be the ones to call.
Just in case you forgot, Mrs. Bachmann is trying to become America's first female president. Who else thinks these rules about not calling boys are going to make things really difficult if she makes it to the White House?
Ugh, why won't Vladimir call?!?
Anyways, here's audio from the Hannity/Bachmann interview.
Shit like this almost makes me miss Palin.