There's Santorum on this Christmas Candle!

Just in time for the holidays, everyone's favorite google search result is back and bigoted as ever!

Rick Santorum has been making the rounds, plugging his likely horrible project called "The Christmas Candle," which surprisingly enough is not a line of holiday-inspired sex toys. Bummer, right?!

For those of you who may be new to this dumb, little blog, during last year's election I wrote quite a bit about our homophobic, sweatervest-loving, frothy friend.

I'll sum it up for you--fuck him.

Anyway, Frothy McSweatervest is now the head of a religious movie studio and was a guest on The Colbert Report promoting his new film--hilarity and hatred ensued.

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While watching Stephen Colbert troll Rick Santorum is easily the greatest gift of all, I can't get over the fact that this asshole is considering running for office in 2016.

Ricky, do us all a favor, keep making your family-oriented films and quit trying to run the country. You're not going to do either one very well, but at least with the former, I'll be able to keep my birth control.

On another note, for my readers interested in having some super gay sex in a movie theatre, The Christmas Candle will be out in select theaters this Friday.