And my vagina unclenched for the first time in months.
All the horribleness that is watching a campaign play out was made worthwhile knowing that Mittens McMagicUnderPants would have to go home and cry in his
Until I got on Facebook, that is.
I always thought my friends were just overdramatic losers without anything resembling an actual life. But in the days following the election, I learned they are also slobbering idiots/bigots.
Here are a few gems I just had to share with you all.
I voted. Where's my money? Love, Moochers
In all fairness, you won't be able to say much when
you're a Communist.
Dammit, I was wondering where my baby went.
Wait? He's black? I just thought he was Hawaiian. Fuck.
And last, but definitely not least, ME!
The Mayans were obviously huge Romney supporters.
*UPDATE* My Facebook friends are well-mannered and informed compared to the election night social-networkers compiled at Jezebel. Warning: Many of these posts are ridiculously offensive.