Wednesday, November 21, 2012

I'm Thankful for Dick Pics and Double Stuff Oreos.

It's November 21st, and you know what that means ...

Yep, I've suffered through 21 days of those "What I'm Thankful For" Facebook posts.

Consider yourself lucky if you haven't been inundated with these updates clogging up every social media site. I mean at first it was cute, but then folks started getting ridiculous.

I'm thankful for double stuff Oreos. That Walgreens sells "neck massagers". That Honey Boo Boo's mom makes me feel super-duper hot.

But in the spirit of Thanksgiving (and posting dumb shit on the Internet), here's what I'm thankful for...

1. I'm thankful that my best friend sends me spontaneous pictures of 
Channing Tatum with his junk out.

2. I'm thankful for this stupid face.

3. And this one. (Notice his David Judgement.)

4. I'm thankful that tomorrow I will be able to eat the shit out of my
 feelings without the cold eyes of judgement on me.

5. I'm thankful for ALL OF YOU! Any one who has ever read this ridiculous
 excuse of a blog, I'm more thankful than you could ever imagine. So...

Channing Tatum dick pictures for EVERYONE!!!

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.

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