How can I make my girlfriend cum?
-Anonymous
Stop spelling it C-U-M. That should about do it, Anon.
Anyone else want to throw their hat in the sex advice ring?
I've got basketball to watch.
XOXO
ALLIE
P.S. If after reading this you think, "Holy shit! She's really bad at this advice-giving thing. There's not a chance in hell I'll send her an email." Send me one, anyway, at notreallyabarista@gmail.com or message me on Twitter @AllieOopsie. You will remain anonymous.
