So, Wait, You Want a Tea and a Latte?

I will not be saying what coffee shop I work in, because I need money for therapy.

BUT ... if it was Starbucks, this shit would be really funny.



Marfuh. Amorfa. Whatever.

I'm Sleepy and Rick Perry is Dopey.

Hello all of you wonderful people that may or may not be reading this. I have been insanely busy the last few days and am currently nodding off like there was a sale at my local opium den, but it's Tuesday and I don't want to leave you all without a little something.

So enjoy this spoof of Rick Perry's CNBC debate gaffe.
















Now, I'm off to, ummm... what's that word? Kitchen? No, it's not kitchen. Garage? Maybe? Kangaroo? Oh well. Nighty night.