Happy Holidays... I'm Too Drunk to Blog Consistently

Hello all of you sexy subscribin' motherfuckers! You may have noticed that my blogging has been sporadic at best as of lately, and as much as I'd like to have a good excuse for you, I don't. It's mainly because I'm busy eating my body weight in cheese logs, drinking wine from an easy-pour spout, and completely ignoring any trace of my Jewish heritage.

Basically, I'm celebrating Christmas!

 Just like Rick Perry would want me to, and since he gave me the best gift of all (dressing up like a gay cowboy and solidifying that he will never win the nomination by making a painfully homophobic political ad) I should really do this holiday up right!

So Merry Christmas, everyone! I will get back to blogging regularly shortly after the holiday season, and until then I'll leave you with this.

Happy Winter Solstice, Mr. Perry!

I'm Sleepy and Rick Perry is Dopey.

Hello all of you wonderful people that may or may not be reading this. I have been insanely busy the last few days and am currently nodding off like there was a sale at my local opium den, but it's Tuesday and I don't want to leave you all without a little something.

So enjoy this spoof of Rick Perry's CNBC debate gaffe.
















Now, I'm off to, ummm... what's that word? Kitchen? No, it's not kitchen. Garage? Maybe? Kangaroo? Oh well. Nighty night.