Did you know that under Obamacare it's totally legal to shoot anyone over the age of 65 who has the sniffles for more than 2 days?
Me either! But Twitter told me. And my relatives on Facebook.
If you live under a rock, or in a blue state, people are pissed about the SCOTUS ruling. I think Dave Rubin said it best on Twitter.
Seems crazy, huh?
But if you ask anyone against healthcare reform they will give you a laundry list of reasons (many which are batshit crazy) why Obamacare roughly equals Armageddon.
But that's where the Right has always had the Left beat. The crazy coalition.
Righties get together and the crazy spreads like wildfire. Then the crazy gets a bullhorn and screams at the top of its lungs. And then the crazy starts rubbing off on normal people, and I have to hear people say things like.
"Did you hear Obama is going to take away our guns?"
"Did you hear Obama said he's a Muslim."
"Did you hear Obama is a socialist. He's also a fascist.
No, I don't know what either of those mean, necessarily."
And then I start to cry. Because I realize that the Right is on to something. They out-crazy the Left EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
And the president has to do things like show his birth certificate. Because the bullshit grows legs and wanders out of the trailer parks and into the real world.
Well, I think it's time Democrats step up the crazy. And what a perfect time, because I've heard some pretty messed-up stuff about Mitt Romney lately, and I think I should share it with you guys!
Did you hear that Mitt Romney plans on
selling the U.S. to China?
Did you hear Mitt Romney is going to outlaw lingerie,
and we're all going to have to wear Mormon underwear?
Did you hear Mitt Romney doesn't own a gun and
drives a Prius?
Did you hear Mitt Romney was born in Mexico? He's going
to open the borders to his drug cartel friends!
Did you hear that Mitt Romney thinks Godfather 3 was
the best of the saga?
Did you hear Mitt Romney is going to outlaw Nascar
and college football?
Did you hear Mitt Romney is from Detroit, and Kid Rock is a supporter?(Oh wait, that one's real. I guess some shit you just can't make up.)
Is there anything YOU'VE HEARD about Mitt Romney?
