Anyone ever give themselves a concussion?
No? Just me. Alright, well I feel like a real asshole right now.
So I've been MIA lately after my night stand went all Chris Brown on me. I wanted to figure out a way to literally blame it on Chris Brown, but I hear he's fist deep in his own problems.
Speaking of problems, I'm back just in time to watch Mitt "magic underoos" Romney fuck up Rick "frothy mix" Santorum's life, and while nothing is official at this time, it seems like Romney will take Michigan.
Now, I don't like Romney, but my hatred for Santorum is so deep it cannot be fully expressed without a machete and some type of interpretive dance. So basically, any loss for him is a direct win for me.
I'm hoping the string of disappointments will send him spiraling into the arms of some man he met on Craigslist.
One can only hope that man has an exhibitionist streak, a videocamera and is Chris Brown.
Showing posts with label Primaries. Show all posts
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Tuesday, February 28, 2012
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