The not-creepy-at-all TLC show “Sister Wives” just premiered its third season.
Yep, polygamist Kody, and his date-rapist haircut is back, with his four Mormon wives and 13 Mormon children eager to show viewers their reality--which involves a communal bed and industrial-strength lubricant I'm sure.
It's kind of like Girls Next Store, except I would rather give myself carpal tunnel beating Hugh Hefner's flaccid penis than pretend to enjoy a bro-hug from this dude.
Yep, polygamist Kody, and his date-rapist haircut is back, with his four Mormon wives and 13 Mormon children eager to show viewers their reality--which involves a communal bed and industrial-strength lubricant I'm sure.
It's kind of like Girls Next Store, except I would rather give myself carpal tunnel beating Hugh Hefner's flaccid penis than pretend to enjoy a bro-hug from this dude.
The previews for the new episode highlight the struggles facing the five parents while broaching the topic of dating with their litter of kiddos. One of the moms even addresses her fear that the children won't choose a polygamist lifestyle.
“If our kids don't choose to live this way, gosh, did I do a bad job?”
No, it means that your kids took one look around and said, “Ummm, no thanks.” And that kid should be given a high-fucking-five.
Boy, TLC, you're really living up to your acronym with this series. I've learned from your channel to never have a three-way with a Mormon, because this is what will happen.
Boy, TLC, you're really living up to your acronym with this series. I've learned from your channel to never have a three-way with a Mormon, because this is what will happen.
Ugh. It can't be unseen.
