I Still Hate Madonna: Part II

It's no secret me and Madonna got beef.

Okay ... I have beef, and she doesn't know who I am. But that doesn't make my disdain for the "singer" any less real--unlike whatever radioactive silly putty she's had shoved into her face to prevent her from looking like the Crypt Keeper.

Anyway, my holy war against Madonna obtained some backing Thursday night.

See, Madge got herself into a little bit of hot water (which must be nice change from the semen baths she's accustomed to) after pulling a fake revolver during a performance in Colorado. People complained that the use of the prop was irresponsible, considering the Colorado massacre that took place just three months ago.

Madonna's camp says that the media is making something out of nothing, and "there are always issues that people want to blame Madonna about."

Well, ain't that the truth! I choose to blame Madonna for climate change and Britney Spears' 2007 mental breakdown.

Now normally I err on the side of people need to stop being so sensitive, but since it's Madonna, she can go fuck herself. What do you think? Is Madonna a super bitch for pulling this stunt, or do people need to lighten up?

Either way, I think we can all enjoy this video of the Cabbage-Patch-faced singer tripping while performing "Like a Prayer."

Prayer answered!

Madonna Still Hates Hydrangeas, and I Still Hate Madonna

Last week, video surfaced of a fan giving the Madonna (the frozen-faced pop star, not the mother of Christ) a bouquet of hydrangeas. The miked ladydouche, who is still punking us all into believing she's an innovator, smiled, set the gift aside, and then bashed flowers.


"I absolutely loathe hydrangeas." 


As to be expected, people went a little ape-shit bashing the singer (and not just for casually using the word loathe) but for being an ungrateful supercunt. In a move of PR or an attempt at humor, she posted a video to her YouTube account yesterday apologizing to the flower for all the damage she's done.

Hahahaha... Madonna you are one silly bitch, but maybe instead of apologizing to the flowers, you should have apologized to the fan who was trying to be thoughtful.

Oh, and one more thing, I still hate you! I will always hate you! It's a free country! So fuck you, I like Lady Gaga.