Tuesday, April 10, 2012

An Open Letter to Rick Santorum

Dear Mr. Santorum,

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Love always,

Allie

P.S.  In horor of the suspension of your presidential campaign, I am going to videotape two gay men-- who are in an interracial relationship and support Obamacare-- having vigorous anal sex. After their ass-fucking fiasco, we will all worship the devil and pass out birth control to college-educated women.

P.S.S. Maybe in 2016 we can spread Santorum, but until then there's always Google.
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5 comments:

  1. Heather Rose April 11, 2012 at 7:31 AM

    Can I get one of those Licenses to Do Things in the Sexual Realm that Santorum was always blathering about?

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  2. MonsteRawrApril 11, 2012 at 9:07 AM

    Well put. I wonder if he cries at night.

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  3. Ach du lieberApril 11, 2012 at 10:18 AM

    LMAO! So. Hard.

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  4. L-KatApril 11, 2012 at 10:25 AM

    Good riddance. Soooooo many Santorum signs in Fargo yards. Ick.

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  5. AllieApril 22, 2012 at 1:42 PM

    Heather- If you find one, let me know!

    MonsteRawr- We can only hope!

    Ach- Lol yep that was my response! I laughed for about 10 minutes straight.

    L-Kat- Good riddance is right!

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