Monday, September 5, 2011

Foam is the Leading Cause of Arson

Once upon a time in a coffee shop a customer ordered a no-foam latte. The following ensued...

Barista: Here is your no-foam latte.

Customer: This has no foam?

Barista: Yes ma'am. A no-foam latte.

Customer: So milk to the top?

Barista: Yep.

Customer: And no foam?

Barista: It is a no-foam latte.

Customer: Are you sure?

Barista: I'm positive. I just made it.

Customer: So, milk to the top?

Barista: I'm going to set your house on fire.
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10 comments:

  1. ATrainToNowhereSeptember 5, 2011 at 11:51 PM

    Haha people are ridiculous.

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  2. Stephanie IrisSeptember 6, 2011 at 1:49 AM

    I would set that bitch's house on fire as well. That is straight ridiculous.

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  3. BonnieSeptember 6, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    this is when you just want to "slap a bitch"

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  4. AllieSeptember 6, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    Train- Yep, customer service teaches us that people are out of their fuxking minds.

    Sassy- Good to know I'll have an arson partner if shut gets out of hand.

    Bonnie- I really wanted to. Actually, I still want to.

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  5. WoodySeptember 6, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    Hahaha, that made me laugh :)

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  6. ShaneiferdSeptember 6, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me haha. One great thing about customer service...makes you feel so much better about yourself.

    ~SP

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  7. AllieSeptember 6, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    Woody- Thanks!

    Shane- Totally agreed. I feel like I genius most days because I know a sweetener is called "Splenda" not "Splender."

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  8. Liz TaylorSeptember 7, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    hahahhahhAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahHAAHAHAHA

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  9. ShaneiferdSeptember 7, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    Splender? Really?

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  10. AllieSeptember 7, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    Thanks, Liz!!!

    Shane- I hear the word Splender about 70 times a day. The South is a lot of fun.

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