tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post734328064458124231..comments2023-08-29T10:13:08.471-04:00Comments on I'm Not Really a Barista: I'll Take my Party Minus the PassionAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17763950106698730511noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-72336138396345378012011-10-09T21:43:08.523-04:002011-10-09T21:43:08.523-04:00I went to one of these hosted by a former co-worke...I went to one of these hosted by a former co-worker. When I refused to "pin the dick on the fireman", I was forced to wear a cock ring on my finger for the rest of the night. That shit is just uncomfortable. If it hurt my little sausage fingers, I can't even imagine what it must feel like anywhere else.<br /><br />I should also mention that my sister was there. Not my sister-in-law, but my honest to God we totally came out of the same vagina sister. <br /><br />There were creams involved. And Q-tips. <br /><br />So, there I sat, surrounded by vibrating hummingbirds, with a cock ring on my ring finger, as my sister pushed the girl in the sex swing out of the door frame so she could shove a Q-Tip with tingle gel up her snatch.<br /><br />You can't make this shit up.<br /><br />I blame my asexuality on this.The Randomisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12552244461336002946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-59639145200565255502011-09-07T08:25:55.886-04:002011-09-07T08:25:55.886-04:00bahahahahahahahhaha god I love you. Honestly. Just...bahahahahahahahhaha god I love you. Honestly. Just marry me. Seriously. This is hilarious! I am like your best friend - super sexually open (but a golden shower would be a limit)and I will say I have been to one and it was a lot of fun, but my friends are wealthy and hot so it wasn't so double-wide-boxed-wine-Nascaresque ;)Liz Taylorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03543232231468428420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-63875045592586267542011-09-02T12:28:41.978-04:002011-09-02T12:28:41.978-04:00Lol Oh Heather, you do win! You very brave soul.Lol Oh Heather, you do win! You very brave soul.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17763950106698730511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-29889671720926197332011-09-02T12:21:42.006-04:002011-09-02T12:21:42.006-04:00I went to one. With my stepmom. And a pregnant chi...I went to one. With my stepmom. And a pregnant chick. Oh, I win. <br /><br />They made us play this game where they called out an act/action (giving a blow job! sex on the beach! three way with anal!) and if you've done it, you move one seat to the right. If you havent, you stay still and the pregnant chick ends up in your lap. Do you even know who the daddy is?? <br /><br />There are so. SO. so many things I wish I didnt know about my Stepmom's sex life ... <br /><br />Also? The tingly nipple crap burned on my lips - I'm not putting that shit anywhere else, are you nuts?!Heather Rose https://www.blogger.com/profile/17216123502268025953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-2231718447335896722011-09-02T09:18:19.260-04:002011-09-02T09:18:19.260-04:00April- I love you too. And maybe if you had one I&...April- I love you too. And maybe if you had one I'd go... But you have to promise to furry handcuff Nicky to something lol<br /><br />Nicky- I'm going to assume that was something you saw. And, well, I was trying to keep you anonymous, but since that didn't work. Everyone: Meet Nicky she's a sexual deviant.<br /><br />Lemons- Thanks! I think Tupperware and fake dicks might be more similar than we think. I'm going to look into it.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17763950106698730511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-64114564170361105632011-09-02T05:39:14.648-04:002011-09-02T05:39:14.648-04:00Hilarious post. I like how you coan associate fake...Hilarious post. I like how you coan associate fake dicks with Tuperware parties.themajesstyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17263105588818347500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-12418384829568676782011-09-02T00:36:37.065-04:002011-09-02T00:36:37.065-04:00It's okay with me if yOu pee on me a little .....It's okay with me if yOu pee on me a little ... Just don't ask me to go to your passion party so I don't have to watch grandma deep throat a cock and balls!Nickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03729045886368910641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-89668716241157953492011-09-02T00:14:50.177-04:002011-09-02T00:14:50.177-04:00I LOVE you Allie and come on now you know you woul...I LOVE you Allie and come on now you know you would come to one if I was to throw it LMAO I get asked to go to them all the time too never been to one though and I love how you put how Nicky though she was gonna be hand cuffed and raped basically LMAO LOVE IT my dear dear friend. I look forward to your blogs when the pop up in my emailYuleegirl16https://www.blogger.com/profile/10641799270871157162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-12350293196105999032011-09-01T23:05:53.886-04:002011-09-01T23:05:53.886-04:00Tara- Go and report back!!!Tara- Go and report back!!!Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17763950106698730511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-75386094708173486282011-09-01T23:00:17.191-04:002011-09-01T23:00:17.191-04:00It's funny...I was just invited to a Passion P...It's funny...I was just invited to a Passion Party a few days ago. I'm going because my good friend invited me and I'm honestly a little curious. I'm hoping it won't be too awkward...Maybe it will be hilarious, considering it's happening in a college dorm room. It's bound to be interesting, at least...Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06422871575369995813noreply@blogger.com