tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post2678013048589711452..comments2023-08-29T10:13:08.471-04:00Comments on I'm Not Really a Barista: How to Sext: Part 2Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17763950106698730511noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-58141071753629084182016-09-09T04:49:12.770-04:002016-09-09T04:49:12.770-04:00sexting is ok if you know exactly who you are comm...sexting is ok if you know exactly who you are communicating with, just don't sext with randoms from sites such as http://www.sextingusers.com/Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17664921911204269817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-52058948005456951262012-06-04T09:54:42.461-04:002012-06-04T09:54:42.461-04:00I've never used Emoji, but seeing the lips, fi...I've never used Emoji, but seeing the lips, fist, and...eggplant?...really makes me want to use that app. The limits of the hilarity are bound only by our imaginations. <br /><br />Sexting, in general, just baffles me. It's one thing to flirt...but dirty talk and cock-shots? I don't know, maybe I'm just too old-fashioned for this generation. These damn youngsters. Haha.Shaneiferdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04803942549686024139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-50524132931732022382012-05-17T22:07:14.611-04:002012-05-17T22:07:14.611-04:00cerebralmilkshake- As soon as you figure out that ...cerebralmilkshake- As soon as you figure out that cock shot thing, let me know! I'm dying to spam some phones with dick pics.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17763950106698730511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-16081844741251748272012-05-17T12:39:21.827-04:002012-05-17T12:39:21.827-04:00I never understood sexting UNTIL NOW.
I'm goin...I never understood sexting UNTIL NOW.<br />I'm going to fill everyone's phone with so much sex that they will walk funny every time their phone rings. <br />Now I just wish I could take a good cock shot without having a penis.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-46951873674849167602012-05-15T12:50:46.327-04:002012-05-15T12:50:46.327-04:00MonsteRawr- Lol I'm going to need to know how ...MonsteRawr- Lol I'm going to need to know how tht goes!<br /><br />Cherie- Wonderful! I do want to let you know I'm not responsible for any loss of sex after taking my advice lol <br /><br />Sharon- Ugh Cosmo! Glad you liked it!Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17763950106698730511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-16250246137188332592012-05-14T20:59:34.735-04:002012-05-14T20:59:34.735-04:00this totally made me giggle.
and yes... Cosmo is...this totally made me giggle. <br /><br />and yes... Cosmo is the absolute worst.Sharon Neilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05678506011107448416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-86731466462951842392012-05-13T22:16:39.213-04:002012-05-13T22:16:39.213-04:00Taking your advice now. Will let you know how it g...Taking your advice now. Will let you know how it goes.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18237786907592000254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-62215095999894506452012-05-12T17:48:56.063-04:002012-05-12T17:48:56.063-04:00I'm going to bust out that "daddy" d...I'm going to bust out that "daddy" dirty talk next time the husband and I are getting frisky. After all, I haven't fucked with him in the sack since the time I said, "Is that period blood?"MonsteRawrhttp://www.monsterawr.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-40040839388730559442012-05-12T08:54:48.850-04:002012-05-12T08:54:48.850-04:00Ach- thanks!!
Vanessa- Cosmo kills me!! And you&...Ach- thanks!! <br /><br />Vanessa- Cosmo kills me!! And you're right, having to stare at HOW TO HAVE THE HOTTEST SEX EVA while in line really puts me off of the Oreos I'm buying.<br /><br />Sophie- Lmao!! That is amazing! You have inspired me to make a part 3!!Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17763950106698730511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-66979761437090073752012-05-12T05:39:02.213-04:002012-05-12T05:39:02.213-04:00Haha, I love this!
Following on from Vanessa'...Haha, I love this!<br /><br />Following on from Vanessa's advice, obviously key piece of advice is making dure you don't text 'Dad' when actually you mean 'Dan'. I speak from experience. Oops!Sophie @ threetimesfhttp://threetimesf.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-59232495918003114962012-05-11T18:10:06.448-04:002012-05-11T18:10:06.448-04:00My best advice to anyone who wants to sext? Make s...My best advice to anyone who wants to sext? Make sure you don't accidentally text the landline. Somehow, that female computer voice detracts from the experience. Making it all even less sexy. <br /><br />Plus? Cosmo has got to be the biggest waste of time. Even the 5 minute glance while waiting in line at the grocery store is too much attention.Vanessahttp://www.5thingsaboutnothingimportant.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-70211909340505738792012-05-11T13:16:35.964-04:002012-05-11T13:16:35.964-04:00Brilliant!
That's all.
Brilliant.Brilliant! <br />That's all.<br />Brilliant.Ach du lieberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02777199246822173188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-70689818954008235252012-05-11T12:40:07.787-04:002012-05-11T12:40:07.787-04:00I'm sure you and your 15-pound penis have brok...I'm sure you and your 15-pound penis have broken up many a marriage.<br /><br />Oh btw, if I can get Mitt Romney's number, will you do me a favor?Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17763950106698730511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337319706500037094.post-4352516305925517402012-05-11T12:00:00.015-04:002012-05-11T12:00:00.015-04:00I take more of the shotgun approach myself. I tak...I take more of the shotgun approach myself. I take a good cock-shot (remember, the camera adds 5lb, make sure 2-3 cameras are on it) and send it out to random numbers.<br /><br />Oh, the hilarity!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02993699573170596587noreply@blogger.com