Sunday, December 15, 2013

Quick Update: I'm Alive but the Holidays have me Hostage.

Motherfucker! Has it really been almost a month since I wrote anything that would embarrass my parents on the internet?

This is why I'm never getting a book deal or reality show or a fucking bus pass from this blog, because as soon as people start making pies on the regular I've got to give up my extra curriculars to focus solely on not fitting into my jeans. Sorry y'all, these feeling ain't gonna eat themselves!

But I promise to be back on a regular blogging schedule in the New Year, but as a peace offering for my absence let me leave you all with the greatest meme of all time.

Amazing, right?! 

Anyways, I hope everyone has an incredible holiday season, and I'll be writing dumb shit on the internet in no time.