However, I would suggest you don't come to me looking for any real life advice.
Example: How do I get a job after college?
Answer: I have no fucking clue. I decided to make coffee and write a blog with my degree.
But if you're looking for advice on the good stuff (love/sex/relationships/howtodoblowoffahooker) you've come to the right place. So, I decided to parlay my gift for tawdry advice into a blog segment. I will (anonymously) answer questions sent to my email: email@example.com or my twitter: @AllieOopsie every Thursday.
I mean if Dr. Phil can dole out weight-loss advice, because he took a group-aerobics class at the YMCA one time. I figure I can tell people how to give a blowie, because I let random boys over-the-sweater grope me in middle school.