Thursday, October 13, 2011

Delay of Game

I'm still sick. 

How sick you ask?

Well, my sinuses are expelling more fluid than Marcus Bachmann at a nude, all-male revival of A Streetcar Named Desire.

So I've decided to skip this week's Thursday advice blog, mainly because I'm so high on various medications that I'm likely to encourage a reader to head down to Tijuana and take part in a "donkey show" as an alternative to banging her sexually-retarded lover. And since bestiality will never be the answer, I'm sitting this one out.

But because I can't just leave you crazy kids High and Dry, here's a link to Dan Savage's (my gay-husband/person who has no fucking clue who I am) advice column. Enjoy.

I'm off to Tijuana. Olé, y'all!
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9 comments:

  1. TaraOctober 13, 2011 at 10:51 PM

    I hope you get better soon!

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  2. SymbioticLifeOctober 14, 2011 at 6:11 AM

    Good to know I'm not the only one dying with a cold right now. Hope we both get better soon!

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  3. JasonOctober 14, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    Sure hope you get better. Seems like a pretty long cold.

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  4. AllieOctober 14, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    Tara- Thanks love!

    Symbiotic- You are not alone, my friend. Here's to us being human soon!

    Jason- Thanks. Yeah, I think my cold turned into the flu. Blah!

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  5. KayleighOctober 15, 2011 at 3:07 PM

    Ohh boy. So your having one of those "I feel like I'm high sitting on a rainbow full of donkeys and gay prostitutes" sick. Those are the best ones.

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  6. AllieOctober 15, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    Kayleigh it's like you know me personally!

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  7. JasonOctober 16, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    Hey girl...hope you are getting better...check my latest post, I have given you an award.

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  8. BlackLOGOctober 17, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    I'm still sick.
    I should hope so, it’s what attracted me to your blog in the first place….

    Well, my sinuses are expelling more fluid than Marcus Bachmann at a nude, all-male revival of A Streetcar Named Desire.
    Oh… that type of sick, I really should read further before I commit to a reply…

    And since bestiality will never be the answer
    So it turns out that you are not as sick as you are claiming….

    Oh damn, either I got the wrong sick again or you are suffering from unadulterated man flu????

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  9. AllieOctober 18, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    Jason- Thanks so much!

    BlackLOG- I'm not exactly sure what unadulterated man flu is, but if it involves puddles of the not fun kind of bodily fluid that I think you might be on to something.

    I promise to be back to normal, fun sick soon!

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