Tuesday, August 16, 2011

I love Craigslist and Adult-Baby Fetishists

I think Tuesday is becoming a tribute to weird shit I love and want to share with you guys. Last week, I talked about how much I love religious nutjobs. This week while perusing the miscellaneous romance section on Craigslist, (looking for a little work now that I'm a graduate) I came across a catch. The Adult-Baby Fetishist.

Click on me. I'm awesome.

Now for those not familiar with the adult-baby fetish, first, I question what you are doing on this blog, and second, I think you should watch this video.


All caught up and feeling pretty good about your life decisions now, right? 

So basically I kind of want to respond to this ad. I mean, I love naps and would be in no way opposed to hanging out in my pajamas and coloring all day. 

But then I remember that this 55-year-old Craigslist dreamboat was pretty specific about one thing while looking for his grown-up "baby."

Please be 18-30.

And while I fit into that age bracket, I refuse to be crib-candy for some ageist creep. No matter how many naps David Vitter offers me. 
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14 comments:

  1. NickyAugust 16, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    Watched the video lmafo no really rotfflmfao!

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  2. AllieAugust 16, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    Nicky, I love you. And you know you want to wear footie pajamas and be given naps all day.

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  3. RizzyAugust 16, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    This is disturbing. Naps aren't bad, but coloring? I never could stay inside the lines.

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  4. AprilAugust 16, 2011 at 9:57 PM

    LMAO girl WTF that girl/guy is crazy!!! and the dud on Craigslist WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. AllieAugust 16, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    Rizzy- You can't stay inside the lines??? What kind of person are you? But seriously, how bad do you want to nap in that makeshift crib.

    April- I know. Aren't you ready to move back to Florida?

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  6. LudaAugust 16, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    Hold the phone. Someone would pay me money to do what I already do, all day every day? WHAT'S THE CATCH?

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  7. TaraAugust 16, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    This video made me want to slap the fuck out of her. GET THAT DAMN BINKY OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

    Haha, but seriously...what the hell is going on?

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  8. AllieAugust 16, 2011 at 11:33 PM

    Luda- I think you just found yourself a profitable career.

    Tara- I agree, but then I kept thinking how much I love footie pjs and realized this may be my future.

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  9. AnonymousAugust 17, 2011 at 3:51 AM

    wow..this is crazy. do people really get off on this?

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  10. BlackLOGAugust 17, 2011 at 5:13 AM

    In general I would not advocate child abuse, but adult-baby fetish abuse I could vote for…. There is nothing here that a good spanking and a lifetime without being fed couldn’t cure…..

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  11. Liz TaylorAugust 17, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    hahahahahhahahah omfg people are so fucked up and i love it

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  12. A Beer for the ShowerAugust 17, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    An "exquisite lifestyle" eh? God, I love craigslist and the whackos abound on its want ads. As always, a whipcrack evaluation of the situation:)

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  13. AllieAugust 17, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    Timothy- It appears so, and they seem to be residing in my city.

    BlackLOG- I think you need to check your local Craigslist, because it seems like you might be just the kinda guy they're looking.

    Liz- Me too! I love crazies. It makes me feel good about myself.

    Beer-Thanks! And I thought "exquisite" was overselling it a touch too.

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  14. BonnieAugust 18, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    are spankings included???......LOL.....what the hell is wrong with people?

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